oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
you can’t see my dick but i can see ya skirt so ya argument is invalid
the fact that she can’t see your dick may be enough validation
there’s less than a month left until 2014 and i still keep writing 2012 on my papers…
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test